Spacesleeper Pillow: A Helmet of Comfort (and Embarrassment)

According to their website, the Spacesleeper Pillow is useful for treating TMJ, airplane trips, and saving your skin from wrinkles.  In my opinion, wearing a pillow helmet is mostly useful for embarrassing yourself, looking even more ridiculous when you sleep than usual, and entertaining me with your willingness to look like a fool.

The marketing for this product is also ingenious.  Here are some highlights from the website:

The concept for this product came to its inventor, Tony Hightower, in late 2002. While observing his wife sleeping, he noticed the terrible creases and wrinkles on her face caused by pressure and contact points between the face and pillow.

So basically the guy couldn’t stand looking at his wife’s creepy wrinkles and imagining them being there permanently someday.  Whatever inspires you I guess.

This product with so many uses and benefits touching on key industries in the market could sell itself to anyone.

First of all, they need to hire an actual writer for their website.  This looks like one of those sentences my teacher gave me in my college writing class to fix up and help it to make sense.  Secondly, could they find a more cliche sales phrase?

After all that, I’m sure you’re interested, so I’ll let you know that the Spacesleeper Pillow sells for the low, low price of just $49.95.  Seriously…

Maybe the thing actually works, but that’s not going to stop me from laughing at you if you wear one.

http://www.spacesleeperpillow.com

http://twitter.com/SpaceSleeperCEO

Not-So-Smart Mop

The Smart Mop doesn’t look like such a bad product.  But when I saw this commercial I thought it was a joke.  You’ll see what I mean if you watch from about the 20 second mark to the 50 second mark.

Yes, that’s right.  In these tough times, we drink spilled Coke off the floor.  That mop may have been used to clean up sand, ketchup, and mustard, but when times get bad, it’s also useful for recycling spilled drinks.

It’s really convenient because usually when I spill my drink I have to get down on the floor and lap it up, but now with the Smart Mop, I can just put it back in the glass!  I’m ordering them now.

Potty Humor

In case you’ve ever needed to extend your reach a full 18 inches…

D.A.R.E. to be a Druggie

Thank you once again Cincinnati for the constantly amazing news stories.  This lovely specimen was arrested for cocaine possession while wearing his D.A.R.E. Role Model shirt.  There’s not much else to say about the story, because the picture really speaks for itself.  And apparently the new style is to not put your arms through your shirt sleeves.  It’s the hot new Cincinnati convict trend.  It’s good to see that we have such great role models keeping kids off drugs.  This photo gives us all a new hope for the future!

Derrick Morton pleaded guilty to the possession charges and will be sentenced next month.  A sentence of two years in prison has been recommended by the prosecutor.

[Thanks to Lauren!]

April Fools Day Humor

I’ve never been a fan of random pranks, especially the ones where someone tries to get you to believe something that isn’t true just to make you look stupid.  Do people really get enjoyment out of that?  I assume you would have to be trying to prove for 10 seconds that you’re smarter than someone else to play a prank like that.  Or maybe you just have no sense of humor and it’s your best attempt at being funny.  If you can pull off a real prank, like something from Punk’d or Candid Camera, you have my respect.  Just tricking someone into believing something horrible or ridiculous for a few seconds is not a prank, it’s actually called “being annoying.”

So, in an attempt to find some actual humor in April Fools Day, I found some pranks that have been played over the years on a larger scale — here are some of my favorites that actually involved planning and creativity.

*In 1997, Alex Trebek and Pat Sajak switched television shows.  Trebek hosted Wheel of Fortune while Sajak hosted Jeopardy!.  Pat Sajak and Vanna White also appeared as contestants on Wheel of Fortune.  That night’s episode of Wheel of Fortune also used Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious as an answer on one of their puzzles.

*The TV show “Panorama” on the BBC ran an episode in 1957 which showed the Swiss harvesting spaghetti trees.  They said that they were once again able to harvest spaghetti from trees now that the spaghetti weevil had been eliminated.  People were contacting the BBC asking how they could harvest their own spaghetti trees before they found out it had been a hoax.  (See video above.  I love how serious it is.)

*National Public Radio creates a ridiculous news story every year for April Fools Day.  They start off very serious and then continue to become more and more unbelieveable until people begin to realize what’s going on.  Last year they did a full report stating that the IRS was going to send consumer products instead of rebate checks to make sure that they were going back into the economy.  Hmm, that one doesn’t sound too unbelieveable…

*In 1985, L.A. Weekly printed an entire page of fake events that they said were going on that day in the city.  People showed up at the events to find that they didn’t really exist.  They were just stuck with a group of other confused Weekly readers.

And my favorite from last year…

*YouTube redirected all their main page videos to go to Rick Astley’s music video for “Never Gonna Give You Up,” a popular prank called “Rick Rolling.”  The song gets stuck in your head for days after hearing about two seconds of it, which makes this the most annoying yet entertaining prank to pull on anyone.