Spencer Pratt: “The Great White”

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are two of my favorite people to write about, because they give me endless supplies of things to laugh about.  This is how they stay famous and popular with the media.  They constantly come up with something new and more ridiculous to get people talking.  I totally support their habit.  If they want to be famous for being two of the most embarrassing people alive, that’s fine with me, because it’s highly entertaining.

After Heidi’s “success” releasing a few bikini-clad, low budget music videos, Spencer has been talking about how he’s going to be the next big thing in the rap world.  Most people laughed and didn’t expect him to really try, but you should never underestimate the perseverance of fame whores.

Spencer finally released his first rap song and video and it is a priceless work of art.  These people should write a book about how to become famous with absolutely no talent (and no shame).  Actually, that’s probably already in the works, because they think of everything.

The song is called “I’m a Celebrity,” and the video features Spencer and Heidi prancing through the jungle playing with bugs and lizards.  I know, it sounds too good to be true.  I thought it was my birthday when I woke up and saw this video waiting for me.

The theme of the song goes along with the new reality show featuring the couple called “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here!” which premieres tonight at 8pm EST on NBC.  It features 10 celebrities who are thrown into the jungle without all their usual luxuries and they have to compete to raise money for their favorite charity.  The show first aired in 2003 but lacked popularity and was canceled.  If only Heidi and Spencer were around back then, it surely would have made it.

My favorite thing about the whole scenario is Spencer’s chosen rap name: “The Great White.”

http://www.nbc.com/im-a-celebrity/